"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook